"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
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"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the future." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.
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But I would have enjoyed it a lot more if the artist had made her look about 10 years older.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
The Canadian government legalized medicinal marijuana in 1999. It then discovered a shortage of local growers and began importing pot from Mississippi.
