"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
Random Quote
"They're all very well-endowed... the ones I've been with." — In an NBC interview, a merciless Heather Locklear tells the world why she only goes out with rock stars.
Snapple Facts
#76 The average person spends 2 years on the phone in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
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a couple of Ducks and you have Luvly's all time best fantasy.
editor's note:
Of course the animals just lay waiting for them to finish.
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