"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." — Vice President Dan Quayle
Snapple Facts
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
She dyes her hair and has much smaller knockers. Hehehehehe.
uhmm
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leadj
(12.02.2005 9:33:37 AM EST)
she could go out with the elephant man and he'd be the looker!
I Have Only One Regret and That Was I Never Got to Beat a Man to Death While Wearing a Tuxedo.
That's Gwen Stefani
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obiwan
(12.02.2005 4:17:20 AM EST)
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