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looks like
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bigjohn2
(01.27.2003 9:17:51 PM EST)
nobody used the toilet they went in the floor
looks like
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started by
bear220
(01.27.2003 8:20:10 PM EST)
everyone at this end of the stadium got "pissed off"
If it feels good....do it!!!!
No Tj
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started by
cowbelle
(01.26.2003 2:50:20 PM EST)
I have a maid for that sort of thing and if you knucklehead men didn't pee all over the place it wouldn't even need cleaning so often.
Aren't you from CA? Which are you a fruit or a nut.
Get rich quick....
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harrymonkbubble
(01.26.2003 12:16:45 PM EST)
...for every dump you deposit you get a Quarterback. Har har har de har.
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Damn, Cowbelle
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started by
tjshere
(01.26.2003 10:26:42 AM EST)
That bowl looks pretty tacky. Isn't it your job to clean it? Hahahahaha.
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