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Your Parents Hate You

By: oldbenkenobiPublished: 10/13/2009
 
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They shouldn't have given you that piece of memory. But don't worry, your father hates your uncle even more.

Your Parents Hate You

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    Why do I look like the mailman?????

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

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