"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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dickgoesinya
(11.09.2008 10:54:45 AM EST)
Like dad will be in divorce court for boning the baby sitter but it will be worth it.
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
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bustercherry
(04.24.2008 2:44:57 PM EST)
have this but it is an animated gif, the kid pulls the blouse down.
bustercherry
He's pointing at.....
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started by
apeman0817
(04.24.2008 1:00:04 AM EST)
milk, got milk??? She does. there's the faucet, let me at 'em !!!!!
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
Let me ask .....
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started by
inchpecker10
(04.23.2008 7:32:55 AM EST)
just where would you have her sit today ??
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