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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
 
 

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Every Person's Nightmare

By: PhantomPublished: 01/21/1999
 
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After eating Chinese food..., this is the last thing you want to see.

Every Person's Nightmare

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    started by JohnnyKatoom
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    You should have already known that.

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    started by Predack
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