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Dead Mouse

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 06/17/2004
 
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I can't get online, my mouse is dead.

Dead Mouse

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    what kind of computer is that? (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (06.19.2004 2:44:43 AM EST)

    a Mac 2e? I think you're supposed to actually FEED the little mouse that runs in the wheel.

    I knew ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.17.2004 7:31:31 AM EST)


    Compaq was a Mickey Mouse outfit

    Yeah (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.17.2004 3:09:38 AM EST)


    My computer tech is a rat bastard too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I hear (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (06.17.2004 0:35:05 AM EST)


    your pussy died too.


    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha


    Oh God, I'mma pay for that comment.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love
    A Smith and Wesson beats four aces

    Maybe it was looking (0 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (06.17.2004 0:26:36 AM EST)

    for your other mouse.

    Oh rats SW (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (06.17.2004 0:08:46 AM EST)

    I think you need to get a few cats.

    lol

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