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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin."

—David Letterman
 
 

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A Woman's Remote Control
Here is the ultimate remote control for a WOMAN, notice how many buttons...
Published : 03.31.1999

Rate: 3.06
A Man's Remote Control
Here is the ultimate remote control for a man, no other buttons needed...
Published : 03.30.1999

Rate: 3.10
Where Easter Eggs Come From
Not sure where Easter Eggs come from? This should clear things up...
Published : 03.29.1999

Rate: 2.03
Bill Gates Has Enemies?
I guess even the makers of circuit boards have a sense of humor...
Published : 03.26.1999

Rate: 3.06
Don't Look Now
This lady cop has something coming right at her during this English soccer riot ...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 2.83
Is that a Stiffy on President Clinton ?
Is that a Gun in your pocket President Clinton or are you just happy to see me ...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 3.19
Get Down Big Man
Michigan University's Tractor Traylor blasts one home. Yeah big man - go get some ...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 2.79
Clinton Caught Again
And you'll never guess who it is this time ...
Published : 03.11.1999

Rate: 3.02
Coco Channel Ad
This is the weirdest perfume advertisement I've ever seen ...
Published : 03.11.1999

Rate: 2.86
Emergency Sign
Broken down on the side of the road, this is not a real big help...
Published : 03.10.1999

Rate: 3.13
Story Time With The Clintons
It's a session of story time with Bill, Hillary, and startled children...
Published : 03.10.1999

Rate: 3.11
Clinton Family Memoirs
Ever wonder what the Clinton family is really thinking ...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 3.07
Japan Loves Dennis Hopper
Can anyone figure out what this ad is actually for ...
Published : 03.08.1999

Rate: 2.99
Spice Girl Monica
Monica, looking for a new day job, hooks up with the spice girls.
Published : 03.07.1999

Rate: 2.60
Tattoo
Here's an idea for the next tattoo you may be getting...
Published : 03.06.1999

Rate: 3.17
The Taj-ma What?
They call this building the taj-ma what? Gives me other ideas.
Published : 03.06.1999

Rate: 2.47
Take That Bill!
Bill Gates gets a well deserved pie in the face...
Published : 03.04.1999

Rate: 3.16
The New Hillary Clinton
See what Hillary turned into now that Bill's admitted it...
Published : 03.03.1999

Rate: 3.16
What's Wrong In This Picture
I'm not really sure what was going on here ...
Published : 03.03.1999

Rate: 2.67
BMW's Don't Run On Windows
BMW's don't run on Windows and they are not afraid to advertise it.
Published : 03.01.1999

Rate: 3.11
Campbell's Soup
Here is a soup that never made it to the shelves.


Published : 03.01.1999

Rate: 3.01

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