"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
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"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
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#8 A bee has 5 eyes.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Muppet trouble
Leave us alone ...
Published : 05.24.2000
Rate: 2.54
Ballerina
I am light on my feed. ...
Published : 05.23.2000
Rate: 2.77
Hey, take this
Yea, up yours. ...
Published : 05.22.2000
Rate: 3.08
Pit stop
When you gotta go, you gotta go. ...
Published : 05.21.2000
Rate: 2.96
Chick -adee
I wonder if it tastes like chicken. ...
Published : 05.20.2000
Rate: 2.63
Beaver cleaners
Huh, looks like they make house calls. ...
Published : 05.19.2000
Rate: 2.47
My son
This is his training manual. ...
Published : 05.17.2000
Rate: 3.27
Lawn mover accident
Nice attention span this guy has!
Published : 05.10.2000
Rate: 2.68
Birds nest
A bird that recycles. Very good for the environment.
Published : 05.09.2000
Rate: 3.24