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Mo Money
Gotta give the guy credit for knowing what he wants...
Published : 07.31.2000

Rate: 3.15
New York's Finest
Commissioners office reports that crime is down 100%...
Published : 07.30.2000

Rate: 3.19
Bondage Barbie
New from Mattel...
Published : 07.29.2000

Rate: 3.41
The Iron Giant Dick!
Judging from the marquee, this theater shouldn't be located in a residential neighborhood...
Published : 07.28.2000

Rate: 2.26
400+ Holes In My Head
The woman with the most body piercings ever...
Published : 07.27.2000

Rate: 2.66
Don't Fall Asleep
Nothing like using the Internet to embarrass the crap out of your friend...
Published : 07.26.2000

Rate: 2.94
High-Tech Panhandling
This guy might be on to something...
Published : 07.25.2000

Rate: 3.26
Excuse Me, Mr. Satan
This guy has to be related to Lucifer somehow...
Published : 07.24.2000

Rate: 2.91
Hot and Cold
Maybe it's something in the water?...
Published : 07.23.2000

Rate: 2.54
Lunch Time
McDonald's just loves customers like this......
Published : 07.21.2000

Rate: 2.98
Curious Cat
This cat can't get enough...
Published : 07.20.2000

Rate: 3.06
Hand Placement Is Key
It's all about trust...
Published : 07.19.2000

Rate: 2.75
How Not to Wash An Airplane!
These two corporate jets were covered in suds, after...
Published : 07.18.2000

Rate: 3.32
Drunk at MickeyD's II
Drunk as a skunk and making her parents proud...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 3.56
Permanently Open
The door is ajar. ...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 3.02
Beaver Doctor
From the Northern Virginia Yellow Pages, 1997...
Published : 07.16.2000

Rate: 3.15
That's Some Mouse
Isn't it amazing what you can get for free...
Published : 07.15.2000

Rate: 2.75
Priceless Wedding Photo
I have a funny feeling this bride wasn't a virgin...
Published : 07.14.2000

Rate: 3.56
Some deep $#@!
This guy is in some deep $#@! ...
Published : 07.13.2000

Rate: 3.39
Traffic lights
What the heck? Which one is mine? ...
Published : 07.13.2000

Rate: 2.76
In control
I got you right where I want you! ...
Published : 07.12.2000

Rate: 2.85
McDonald's Hidden Campaign
The campaign they don't want you to see...
Published : 07.11.2000

Rate: 3.21
Naked Chicks
i love chicks that shave their bodies ...
Published : 07.10.2000

Rate: 2.48
Valet parking
I'll park it myself next time. ...
Published : 07.10.2000

Rate: 1.15
Angelic
And good looking to boot...
Published : 07.09.2000

Rate: 2.98
Bail
Honey, I will bail you out. ...
Published : 07.08.2000

Rate: 1.46
Mermaid
My kind of mermaid ...
Published : 07.07.2000

Rate: 3.43
Bill's with who?
Who is Bill sleeping with now? ...
Published : 07.06.2000

Rate: 2.48
Parallel Parking
I knew we could fit...
Published : 07.05.2000

Rate: 2.76
My Friend, the Snout
Hey, don't get your nose out of joint...
Published : 07.04.2000

Rate: 1.75

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