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	George W. Bush
	"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue

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	"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." — Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

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	#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.

	Yo Mama ...
	is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milk shake on layaway.

	One Liners
	Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A: They're hiring.

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	I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!

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