"I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families." - Drexel Hill, Penn., Sept. 15, 2003
Random Quote
"I move, Mr. Chairman, that all fire extinguishers be examined ten days before every fire." — City councilman during debate
Snapple Facts
#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
Quick Joke
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But I really can't see that rig ever getting off the ground with that load.
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