"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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dickgoesinya
(12.27.2008 11:11:44 AM EST)
Proves two things. God knew what he was doing in creating man and women and that he could create things that would leave you breathless. WOW!!
Trample The Weak Heardle The Dead!
going south???
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apeman0817
(01.27.2007 9:59:31 PM EST)
going south, going down, hell, I'd do both........
Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.
yep...
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jimbobiglotto
(01.09.2005 12:03:25 PM EST)
and the GIRLS that grow up there leave with ME!
heh, heh!! ; )
in my dreams....
I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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