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To hell with the nightclubs,
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started by
willi
(03.02.2004 8:07:12 PM EST)
from now on I'm picking up women in the baby's apparel department of my nearest department store.
but if you get her drunk,
she likes to suck dick too.
That's just what I've heard.
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