Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Peeking Coleman

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/26/2003
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

Actor Gary Coleman and adult film actress Mary Carey, both candidates for governor of California in the October 7, 2003 recall election, pose at a press conference in Los Angeles, August 15, 2003. Coleman and Carey are two of the five candidates who will be participating in a televised election spoof on Oct. 1.

Peeking Coleman

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Monster Tits
  • Peek a Boo Boo
  • Cock Tits
  • Blair Tits Project
  • Ugly Tits
  • When Tits Attack
  • Tapper Tits
  • Balanced Tits
  • I Love Tits
  • Gillian Anderson Nipple Peek
  • Anna Kournikova Sneak Peek!
  • Catherine Zeta's Beautiful Tits
  • Kate Winslet has Titanic Tits
  • Peek-a-Boo
  • Peek-a-Boo!
  • Tit Pull
  • Peeking
  • Tit For Tat
  • Tit Puzzle
  • Tit For Tat

  • More Photos...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    hell (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.27.2003 10:08:05 PM EST)

    you cant blame him can you?....lmfao

    Whatchoo lookin' at, Gary?? (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (09.26.2003 6:18:39 PM EST)

    She makes those balloons look so inadequate.

    We remember

    She's been (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.26.2003 8:43:13 AM EST)


    punched more times that a Florida ballot.

    I would..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.26.2003 4:45:31 AM EST)


    Stuff her ballot box until I had nothing left but a hanging chad.

    Gary's a good guy but he's gonna come up a little short.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    She has (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (09.26.2003 1:19:56 AM EST)


    twice as much gum as teeth

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    Think of the possibilities ... (0 replies)  
    started by seaweedy
    (09.26.2003 0:46:57 AM EST)

    When they're nose-to-nose his feet are in it, and when they're toes-to-toes his face is in it!

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Lindsay Lohan
    Now living in a permanent Halloween ...
    03.21.2010

    Team Working
    They must work for the government. ...
    03.19.2010

    Tell Me That's A Halloween Costume
    I mean you don't really go out like that on a normal ...
    03.17.2010

    That Doctor Is Useless
    It's impossible that he cures the utter ...
    03.15.2010

    Rate This!

    4.18 Goofballs of 5
    17 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    That's Right Scooby
    I'm speechless too ...
    03.22.2009

    Another Kodak Moment
    Aww how romantic! *shudder* ...
    03.21.2009

    A Kodak Moment
    Aaahh, what a relief! ...
    03.20.2009

    You Can't Park There
    And the "sorry I slipped" trick is way too old too ...
    03.19.2009

    Two Years Ago
    If Hillary Gets Elected
    This is the future for Obama if Hillary gets elected. ...
    03.22.2008

    Condom Truck Tip Over
    Condoms just became less effective ...
    03.22.2008

    Apache Canyon
    If you were withewater rafting and see this, it may ...
    03.21.2008

    Must Be From The Airborne
    Well I don't really know, I'm just guessing ...
    03.20.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Completely Mad!

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Ninety-nine percent of all lobsters die a few weeks after hatching. In fact, the odds are 10,000 to 1 against any larval lobster living long enough to end up as a lobster dinner.