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This one could easily be a Caption Contest photo, but I just wanted to put it up there right now. I'm sure you golf fans (cough, Roger, cough) will likely know exactly who this is and what was going on here, but on first glance, someone who didn't follow golf or watch ESPN's Sportscenter recently, might be left to scratch their head and wonder.
Indeed this was the photo of the day. It does look a tad sexual though, huh? haha
^5
You Bet
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started by
obxbeachbum
(03.12.2005 0:08:31 AM EST)
Missing a chip to force a playoff that might have paid $1 million has got to feel like a kick in the balls. He probably got $750,000 for 2nd place and feels better already.
lmmfao
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started by
bigjohn2
(03.10.2005 9:05:27 PM EST)
thats a crazy shot...
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