"I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid, well-trained, well-equipped."
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"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once." — Jennifer Unlimited
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#43 A cat's lower jaw cannot move sideways.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was walking in her jeans, I swear I smelled something burning!
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? A: They're hiring.
