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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned? A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
November 22, 2009
We've expanded the Goofball.com store to offer you more merchandise. The Goofball Mug is now available in two sizes (11 oz or 15 oz) and the Goofball Shirt in four sizes (S/M/L/XL) and two colors (white and ash grey) and is printed on 100% cotton, white Hanes® Beefy-T's. You can also show off your Goofball.com pride with the new Goofball Mousepad.