"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas."-All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000
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Upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Redskins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
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is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Goofball Women
The incredible Heather Hint: Click on the picture
Welcome to the 'Goofball Women' section. Some of these women below have websites and others are just fans of Goofball.com. If you are interested in posing for Goofball.com, it's easy... wear (or just make your own) Goofball.com shirt, take some pics, and send them in. Then we will send you a free Goofball.com shirt as well as link your photos to whatever site you'd like.
We have several submissions for the free t-shirt, take a look at the following fans as they wet down their shirts for goofball.com: