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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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The clapper
Im not clapping for you. ...
Published : 03.31.2000

Rate: 2.73
groundskeeper
A work of art. ...
Published : 03.30.2000

Rate: 2.78
Homer gets lucky
Homer scores bigtime. ...
Published : 03.16.2000

Rate: 3.19
Hospital stay
Im starting to feel better ...
Published : 03.11.2000

Rate: 3.27
Strict policies
Smoking is alright. ...
Published : 03.10.2000

Rate: 2.95
Hunting
I think I got the wrong duck call. ...
Published : 03.10.2000

Rate: 3.25
Shoehorn
We will make it fit. ...
Published : 03.09.2000

Rate: 3.30
Self sufficient
On my own. Some private time. ...
Published : 03.09.2000

Rate: 3.41
Snoopy
Hey? Who has taken over the clip? ...
Published : 03.08.2000

Rate: 2.62
The pool proposal
A wise choice by the young man. ...
Published : 03.08.2000

Rate: 3.32
Poker night
What a wife will do. ...
Published : 03.07.2000

Rate: 2.55
Nice view
I gotta move to the mountains. ...
Published : 03.06.2000

Rate: 3.35
Mountainman
This guy has it going on. ...
Published : 03.05.2000

Rate: 2.83
The Midget
This guy packs a wallop. ...
Published : 03.05.2000

Rate: 2.98
Pinball anyone
I want first dibs. ...
Published : 03.04.2000

Rate: 3.35
Shortcuts
Trying to make ends meet. ...
Published : 03.04.2000

Rate: 3.25
Bad in bed
Doc, its not getting any better. ...
Published : 03.03.2000

Rate: 3.10
Mission impossible
Good luck little man. ...
Published : 03.02.2000

Rate: 3.24

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