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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
 
 

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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




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Solo fishing trip
If fishing was like this it would be the #1 sport in the world. ...
Published : 08.31.1999

Rate: 3.68
Faking it
Hey, you cant kid a kidder, kiddo. ...
Published : 08.28.1999

Rate: 3.68
Yard Sale
Quite literally ...
Published : 08.26.1999

Rate: 3.63
Dr Dildo
Maam, may I help you? ...
Published : 08.24.1999

Rate: 3.36
Driving lessons
This must be a drivers ed course in Europe. ...
Published : 08.19.1999

Rate: 3.21
Shades down
Come on No one can see. ...
Published : 08.14.1999

Rate: 3.03
Hey baby how about it.
A blind mans encounter with a prostitute. ...
Published : 08.13.1999

Rate: 2.95
He's large
Yea, I'm this big when I first meet the ladies in the bar. ...
Published : 08.12.1999

Rate: 2.97
Nursing
What is this a lactation bar? ...
Published : 08.09.1999

Rate: 3.64
Thumper humping
Thumper having is way with Bambi, that bitch. ...
Published : 08.07.1999

Rate: 3.68
Brown bag
Please double bag it. ...
Published : 08.06.1999

Rate: 3.49
Snake bite
This is one kind of snake charmer ...
Published : 08.04.1999

Rate: 3.80

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