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"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003
 
 

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"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance."
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#221 The game of basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.
 
 

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so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
 
 

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Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years your job will still suck.
 
 



34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




for 9/2000
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My New Laptop
I wonder how often this line is used on wives...
Published : 09.30.2000

Rate: 3.61
Mixing Drugs
This is why you should always read the warning labels...
Published : 09.29.2000

Rate: 2.47
Duct Tape Solves All
When the Viagra runs out...
Published : 09.28.2000

Rate: 3.75
The Father
Always answering that higher power...
Published : 09.27.2000

Rate: 3.83
Big Dreams
Ride on cowboy...
Published : 09.26.2000

Rate: 3.82
Skeletons In The Closet?...
Or out on the windowsill...
Published : 09.25.2000

Rate: 3.69
Chocolate Cone
One cone coming up.
Published : 09.24.2000

Rate: 3.78
For Sale: Slightly Used
Don't touch Dad's stash.
Published : 09.23.2000

Rate: 3.59
Take His Advice
Just follow directions!
Published : 09.22.2000

Rate: 3.45
Trojan Cow
Getting it anyway you can...
Published : 09.21.2000

Rate: 3.17
Snow Babe
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?...
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 2.87
Sexual Olympics
Now THIS is a head start!
Published : 09.19.2000

Rate: 2.63
Kinky Times Call For Kinky Measures
Looking for a swell time?
Published : 09.18.2000

Rate: 3.79
Our Song
But can he carry a tune?
Published : 09.17.2000

Rate: 1.79
Togetherness
They look like a great couple.
Published : 09.16.2000

Rate: 2.71
What To Wear?
A day in the life of a popular penis...
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 3.21
Is It In Yet?
There should be a sign over her bed that says...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 2.10
Stick Figure Sex
These sticks really know the meaning of crash and burn...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 3.17
Poor Bastard
Don't you always feel bad for those vendors...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 3.54
Fun In The Funhouse
It doesn't get much more fun than this...
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 2.86
Correct Diagnosis
I think you hit this one on the head doc...
Published : 09.09.2000

Rate: 3.67
A Real Workout
Now this is my kind of exercise!...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 2.44
Flower Reproduction
I must've cut out of biology class when they taught this lesson...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 1.44
Playboy For The Blind
How nice of Mr. Hefner to translate the magazine for the blind...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 3.52
How Did I Get Here?
Where's the Stairway to Heaven?...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 3.76
Professional Fat Bitch Riders
I want to go to this rodeo...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 3.60
Where Has Your Girl Been?
To find out, just get her a parrot or other mimicking bird...
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 3.42
National Smokeout Day
The American Cancer Society has a new campaign this year...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 3.32
Fantasy Gone Bad
Murphy's Law says...
Published : 09.01.2000

Rate: 3.77

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