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KP Sunblock
While recieving oral sex from a female, before ...
Published : 01.28.2000
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Grumpkin
After performing anal sex with a girl, have her stand ...
Published : 01.27.2000
Rate: 3.12
Ambidickstrous
The ability to ...
Published : 01.25.2000
Rate: 3.28
Gunt
The plump little bulge found at the base of a...
Published : 01.24.2000
Rate: 3.12
Fudge Sandwich
When three men are having anal sex, all three at...
Published : 01.22.2000
Rate: 2.75
Rocky Mountain Steamer
While tit-fucking a woman with large mammory glands ...
Published : 01.21.2000
Rate: 2.91
Bull Dog 2
To drop your pants and hang a moon at someone while thrusting your cock backwards between your legs for ...
Published : 01.01.2000
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