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Texas Hot Stick
Chewing some dip is a must. While having ...
Published : 10.28.1999
Rate: 2.80
Slot Machine
A person with a severe case ...
Published : 10.28.1999
Rate: 3.02
Brown Mushroom
The stamp left behind when ...
Published : 10.25.1999
Rate: 3.00
The Carry On
Get a briefcase handle and insert one end in a ...
Published : 10.21.1999
Rate: 3.25
Hanging Brains
A fun party trick where you pull your ballbag out ...
Published : 10.18.1999
Rate: 2.89
Swordfight
When a chick is enthusiastically blowing two guys at once ...
Published : 10.15.1999
Rate: 2.93
Batwing
The art of pulling your loose scrotum out of the ...
Published : 10.14.1999
Rate: 2.98
