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Print and Poop
The act of printing out an article from your web...
Published : 02.28.2000

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Poor Man's Bidet
When pooping on a regular toilet, you get a nice...
Published : 02.25.2000

Rate: 3.14
Opening Act
When giving it doggy style, used to describe the ...
Published : 02.24.2000

Rate: 3.45
Flaming Pele
After having sex in the doggystyle position you ...
Published : 02.22.2000

Rate: 3.17
Falaka
To beat he soles of a ...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 3.29
Hogan's Alley
The area between the back of ...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 1.84
Grundle
The area between the back of the ...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 1.86
John Hancock
The art of writing your name in urine on the...
Published : 02.19.2000

Rate: 3.05
Ass Urchin
A strange occurence which occurs directly after ...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 3.17
Leaky Faucet
After taking a big piss, your dick drips a few...
Published : 02.17.2000

Rate: 2.84
The Louganis
The comical act of diving from one's baseboard into the ...
Published : 02.17.2000

Rate: 3.00
Frottage
The specialized art of rubbing your genitalia on ...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 3.39
Immaculate Deception
When taking a crap in a public restroom ...
Published : 02.14.2000

Rate: 3.00
Bear Claw
The open hand placed on the back of...
Published : 02.13.2000

Rate: 3.15
Rainbow Bridge
When you engage in reciprocal ...
Published : 02.12.2000

Rate: 1.91
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Hansel and Gretel Shit
This is an urgent shit. But luckily for you, you...
Published : 02.08.2000

Rate: 2.67
Turtle Wax Tap
When a girl is blowing you, the respectful but firm ...
Published : 02.07.2000

Rate: 2.73
Three Dogs in a Bathtub
The act of trying to jam in and keep both your ...
Published : 02.04.2000

Rate: 3.19
Boston Rodeo
Lay a woman on the bed and ...
Published : 02.04.2000

Rate: 3.10
Aeroplane Blonde
A blonde lady whose hair colour is due to ...
Published : 02.03.2000

Rate: 3.21
Sixty-Eight
She goes down on you ...
Published : 02.02.2000

Rate: 3.10
Aboriginips
The condition when a girl has very...
Published : 02.01.2000

Rate: 3.12

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