"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
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"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." — Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
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#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
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is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!
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The foul act of ...
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The Toboggan
The following moves if executed properly will constitute ...
Published : 05.30.2000
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Bulldog Nelson
This is where you con a guy or girl into...
Published : 05.26.2000
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Siskel and Ebert
While being intimate with a young lady, one removes her...
Published : 05.12.2000
Rate: 2.93
Bad Doggie
While having sex doggie ...
Published : 05.10.2000
Rate: 2.63
Gibbling
First tie a raw piece of bacon to a string ...
Published : 05.08.2000
Rate: 2.15
Chads
A boily growth that lies between ...
Published : 05.05.2000
Rate: 3.11
Blowfish
When someone is tossing your salad pop a fart. Their...
Published : 05.05.2000
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