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Snare Drum
First you take a piece of saran wrap and tightly ....
Published : 07.12.1999
Rate: 2.89
Game of Smiles
This games involves men sitting around a circular table and ...
Published : 07.09.1999
Rate: 3.10
Turtle Head
The tiny tip of a turd that peeks out to...
Published : 07.08.1999
Rate: 2.84
Greek 2
In escort or prostitution terms, to have anal sex. ...
Published : 07.07.1999
Rate: 3.02
Sparkler
A Twinkler followed by an appreciative lick ...
Published : 07.07.1999
Rate: 2.90
Twinkler
When you are 69-ing with a hunee ...
Published : 07.06.1999
Rate: 3.16
Consolation Prize
When you take a girl home from the bar, thinking...
Published : 07.06.1999
Rate: 2.86
