"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne
Snapple Facts
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
One Liners
Q: What is the difference between men and women? A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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