"Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open." -George W. Bush, at the swearing-in ceremony for Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, March 2, 2001
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#16 The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
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... is so fat, She uses the swimming pool as a toilet!
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Q. Where does virgin wool come from? A. Ugly sheep.
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