"One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops. Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States - a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 9, 2004
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"Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." — Jan King
Snapple Facts
#40 It is possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
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