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#118 Honeybees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.
Yo Mama ...
is so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
One Liners
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? A: Her navel.
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Topless Mona Lisa
Ever wondered what the Mona Lisa would look like without her...
Format: WinZip Archive
Published : 01.19.1999
Rate: 3.12
Seven Dirty Words
The seven dirty words as told by George Carlin....plus a few he added himself
Format: Real Networks
Published : 01.12.1999
Rate: 3.13
C'mon Honey, No One's Looking
Two people caught having sex at a ball game ...
Format: Microsoft AVI Video
Published : 01.07.1999
Rate: 3.77
