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Q: What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? A: One's a snack cracker.
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Monday Sucks
Everyone knows that Monday sucks (except during football season).
Format: WinZip Archive
Published : 11.23.1998
Rate: 2.02
A parody of the Macarena
A parody of the Macarena. Warning: some sexual content.
Format: Real Networks
Published : 11.20.1998
Rate: 3.51
Audio of Donald Duck Getting A Hummer
Donald Duck sexually active? Wow - listen here to find out his favorite moves.
Format: Real Networks
Published : 11.20.1998
Rate: 3.57
