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	"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose, "You disarm, or we will.'" —Bush, speaking about Saddam Hussein Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks at a Sununu for Senate Fundraiser," Oct. 5, 2002

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	"I have a map of the United States, life size. 1 mile equals 1 mile. It'ssure hard to fold." — Steven Wright, Comedian

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	#198 The US is the largest country names after an actual person (Amerigo Vespucci).

	Yo Mama ...
	so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

	One Liners
	Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it-we're closed.

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	Goofball Facts
	In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up but no channel 1.

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