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My kinda bar
This is my kinda bar...
Published : 05.31.2000
Rate: 3.36
Trunk time
Gotta get it where you can get it. ...
Published : 05.25.2000
Rate: 1.98
Weenie Baby
Pluck this. ...
Published : 05.23.2000
Rate: 2.15
No comment
This is just bizarre. ...
Published : 05.13.2000
Rate: 3.28
Sink or swim
It's like swimming with the Manatees ...
Published : 05.12.2000
Rate: 3.03
Rat trap
When do nipples like cheese? ...
Published : 05.11.2000
Rate: 3.00
Pissing contest
I'll sit this one out. ...
Published : 05.10.2000
Rate: 3.38
