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34,521 articles November 22, 2009 558,335 postings




for 9/2000
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Mardi Gras Is Priceless
Another in the line of "priceless" pictures...
Published : 09.30.2000

Rate: 2.00
What's Wrong With This Picture?
I guess this was his way of beating himself up...
Published : 09.29.2000

Rate: 1.68
Crack Kills
This is what happens when you get wasted...
Published : 09.28.2000

Rate: 3.21
Bicycle Seat Bonanza
This chick really likes her bicycle seat...
Published : 09.27.2000

Rate: 1.43
Grrrrrreat!!!
Tony the Tiger never had it this good...
Published : 09.26.2000

Rate: 1.97
Chopsticks
I wonder how his chops will feel after those sticks.
Published : 09.25.2000

Rate: 1.19
Southern Italian Scrag Muffin
I'm all for women's liberation, burning bras and associated ...
Published : 09.24.2000

Rate: 2.11
Phone Sex?
Betty, are you still there?
Published : 09.23.2000

Rate: 3.16
Pissing Contest
Some people arm wrestle...
Published : 09.22.2000

Rate: 1.72
Sign Language
Hey, now that's a cool sign.
Published : 09.21.2000

Rate: 3.02
My Kind Of Girl
Is this one of the newest X-Game competitions?...
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 3.46
Two Shots
I'll take two of those... shots ...
Published : 09.19.2000

Rate: 1.51
Built-In Dildo
Here's a piece of office furniture no busy woman should be without...
Published : 09.18.2000

Rate: 2.43
Canadian Beer
Canadian beer, served the way we like it...
Published : 09.17.2000

Rate: 1.56
Time For Sex
This watch is a perfect wedding gift...
Published : 09.16.2000

Rate: 2.86
Going Down at KFC
The fast food wars have forced some companies to get liberal...
Published : 09.15.2000

Rate: 3.06
Furniture Fetish
I've heard of women who like to decorate but...
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 2.04
Surprise, I'm Hung!
This is a date gone from bad to worse...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 1.26
No Wonder
One mystery solved...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 2.57
Nice Choppers
My... what big teeth you have!...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 2.33
Reading Japanese
Japanese is easier to read when tilting your head...
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 3.16
Pilon Smuggler
Infamous along I95, she has been know to steal a dozen at a time...
Published : 09.09.2000

Rate: 3.31
No Smoking
Is that a cigar or are you just happy to see me?...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 1.67
Snowman Orgy
This is definitely a moment to be frozen in time...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 1.84
Make A Wish
No need to make a wish...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 1.78
Got Booze?
Ever wonder why men drink?...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 1.71
Dildo On Ice
Looks like these ladies are in love...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 2.00
Got Milk?
I wonder why they haven't used this ad yet?
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 2.30
Leather And String
A combination for success?...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 2.36
Damn, She's Scary Hairy
Someone needs to monitor this chick's hormone therapy...
Published : 09.01.2000

Rate: 3.99

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